MLP Bloopers

Key: R: Rarity, PP: Pinkie Pie, RD: Rainbow Dash, C: Cheerilee, M: Minty, SC: Star Catcher, SW: Skywishes, CC: Cotton Candy,

D: Director, S: Spike, RZ: Razzaroo, W: Wysteria, TW: Thistle Whistle, TT: Twinkle Twirl, CR: Coconut Cream, PG: Unidentified Pegasus Pony

*Btw, if the lines the director gives aren't correct(or perhaps part of the lines the ponies are trying to get right aren't right), please tell me what the correct lines are and I'll fix them.*

The Runaway Rainbow The Princess Promenade A Very Minty Christmas Friends are Never Far Away Dancing in the Clouds A Charming Birthday
R: I'm thirsty.
C: We'll eat later.
D: Cut!
S: To get home, just follow the yellow brick road. *beep* PP: What's wrong with the real Santa?
Minty(guilty): Broken
PP: So it wasn't the real Santa?
D: Cut!
PP(being caught by SC): *Falls and misses SC*
D: Cut! Take 2, and action!
PP: *falling*
SC: *Tries catching and PP lands on SC's head* *both fall to the ground*
D: Cut!
TT: Alright, let's try it from the top.  *Ponies look puzzled.*
CR: How do we get on the ceiling?
D: Cut!
RZ: Six? I was just getting used to eight. No, no, no, that's not right. *beep*
D: Take 2, and action!
RZ: Six? I was just getting used to five. *beep*
M: Wow, you know so little about rainbows (giggles)
RD: I know a lot about rainbows, darling. *beep*
D: Cut! Take 2, and action!
M(again): Wow, you know so much about rainbows (giggles)
RD(again): Of course I do, darling. If I knew about rainbows, who would? Oops, sorry darling. *beep*
W: We all know that special gardening takes lots and lots of water.
D: Cut, it's "We all know that special gardening takes lots and lots of patience"! *beep*
TW: Rain? Did someone say rain? *whistles*
*beep*
TW(again): Snow? Did someone say snow? *whistles*
D: Cut!
PP: Where did everybody go?
SW: Star  Catcher said they're scared. Wait, I mean not afraid, no, tired, oh you know what I mean.
S: I do.
Both: *laughing*
D: Cut!
SC: Greetings, I am Skywishes.
SW: Wait, but I'm Skywishes.
D: Cut, you're Star Catcher, Star Catcher!
RZ: Minty is our green machine. She likes cucumbers on her pizza, and all kinds of blue candy. Wait, that didn't come out right. *beep*
RD(about the image): No, darling, little to the left, more, more, more....is this camera on, darling? *beep* S: Princesses do not sniff flowers and princesses do not screw up their lines. Oh dear, that's not right.
D: Cut!
All(as the giant candy cane passes): It's the Hear Comes Christmas candy cane! *the candy cane slips out from the ribbon.*
D: Cut!
PP(singing):Life's a blast, quite a treat, just fantastic positively pink.
SW: That's not our song.
PP: Sorry. *beep*
All(in a conga line outside): *Wrong music plays*
TT: Wrong music, sorry. *beep*
M: *speaks another language* Now who understands that? *giggles*
W: I'm not sure even I understand that. *beep*
RD: My, you certainly weren't hungry. Would you like some more? *beep* S: Since you touched the flower, it's yours.
W: That's not the flower.
S: Whoops, here it is.
M(outside with the snowman): Maybe a smidge to the left... mm no.  Maybe a smidge to the right? *snowman's head lands in her face* Oops, sorry. *beep* SC(to SW): Can I count on you to say my lines right? *beep*
SC(again): Can I count on you to get me some party balloons to the party on time? *beep*
PG(trying to sip a drink):
D:
Cut, we need a better straw!
M: *tries catching falling pottery and succeeds in catching all of them*
D: Cut, you're supposed to catch only the green one!
    TW: Hey look everybody, the ponies are cheering up.
All: We're the ponies. *beep*